NFL Pickem 2024 Week 5

Week 5’s here, and the Vikings are at the top of the Power Rankings right before heading to London to destroy their moving parts on dodgy  soccer fields. Expect injuries, because nothing says “NFL” like a torn ACL on substandard grass.

In the Meadowlands, it’s a full-on parental argument. “Mommy and Daddy” are at each other’s throats again, turning the field into a dysfunctional family therapy session as Rodgers and Saleh debate cadences.

Meanwhile, David’s picks somehow keep hitting, proving once again his football IQ might just be borderline psychotic as he moves neck and neck in the standings whole spanking the spread.

And then there’s Jamison and his phallus, as if we needed to know it’s responsible for more than just reaching items on the top shelf —it’s apparently cranking out future NFL talent too. That thing’s out here scoring more than the New York Giants.

That’s the rundown. Keep your picks smart and your comments raunchy, just like Jamison’s baby-making.

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