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All right again. Very special episode of the Igniter NFL Picker Show, week 11, show number 11. Again, recording live from the sunny state of Florida. No longer in Tampa, moved to a destination of Skoll Duggery and Tom Fulery, a town designed to separate men from their wallets and to create memories of which no child shall remember but only fill them with the yearn and the thirst for dad to to spend his ass off. Again. It's Orlando.
Speaker 2:It's Orlando Florida, the land of Disney and Universal which is worse, vegas or down where you're at, for separating the money from the wallets?
Speaker 1:When I go to Vegas, at least I'm losing money on the shit that I want to do.
Speaker 2:That's worse. It's also a perception, got it.
Speaker 1:Very good, I'm sorry, mr Axon. Anyway, so welcome, it's good to have you guys. I know that there may be some differences to the audio fidelity, as I am not using my high powered mic, but rather an overpriced pair of Apple Airpods Pro 2 with active noise cancellation by Apple. Apple computer, fuck you.
Speaker 2:Also, I've known we are recording this on a Monday night during Monday night football.
Speaker 3:So first time for everything. Yeah, go Denver.
Speaker 2:They're up three zip right now Go robo, go robo.
Speaker 1:Anyway, good to have you gents here. Thanks for being flexible in the recording time. I just went to Disney Springs, which is a very fancy outdoor mall, and ate at a lovely establishment called the Boat House, where I paid $80 for a New York strip steak, $40 for a crab cake, $12 for three red potatoes and $15 each for a scotch on the rocks. So I spent about $145 pre-tip on a steak, a crab cake and a couple of cocktails.
Speaker 3:And with a good.
Speaker 1:No, let me just put this out there. When I go to a wonderful little place, my little meat mecca in the Midwest I like to call it Teal's Market, and they got themselves a one day meat sale and I'm buying a strip for about $7.99. And I prepared at home just as good as, not superior to the steak that I paid almost $100 for. It's a real racket, I'm telling you. It's a real racket. By the way, also no bushlight and, as a matter of fact, when I asked him for one, he looked at me like he was going to throw me out. I guess some low red cocksawker.
Speaker 1:Don't they have a bushguard.
Speaker 2:Don't they have a?
Speaker 1:bushguard yeah, exactly yeah, it's good enough for the Tigers, it's good enough for me. Anyway, week throw number 11, week 10 in the NFL is it? Is that what we're doing?
Speaker 2:Double check.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it will be week 11 next week.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we're picking, we just worked time time typically sequential.
Speaker 1:The past or not? Josh Dobbs taking this team to new heights, into rarefied air, past the ozone and into interstellar space.
Speaker 1:I'm on the verge of taking back some things I have said about this team, though in my defense that was when Kirk Cousins was at the helm, and there's probably nothing that I'm taking greater joy in than the fact that people are already on the Hinson bandwagon, the Shocker All-Star bandwagon, and that they recognize that Kirk Cousins isn't very good and certainly not worth $45 billion, when Josh Dobbs can step off the bus, be handed a fucking iPad and lead this game team to two straight wins over decent opponents. But Mr Dobbs accomplishing some pretty interesting things perculean efforts, and I am excited that there is now some rumblings and some questioning as to whether or not we should be taking that money and perhaps using it on other resources that make this team competitive and not Kirk Fuggins.
Speaker 2:So many, so that I mean, I don't fuck face. I don't disagree. It's so Minnesotan, and you've highlighted it many a times that you've been mentioned it last week how they're ready to anoint KOC, the greatest of all time, because, in your satirical fashion, mentioned how good he was at passing information on a headset to a rocket scientist.
Speaker 1:Listen, he's a blind here I call white man, all right.
Speaker 2:He was the greatest server was the guy I shot the door.
Speaker 1:Racist bullshit. Anyway, I'm not interested in that. You want to crown him Danison.
Speaker 2:Crown their asses.
Speaker 3:I wouldn't do it. I wouldn't do it yet.
Speaker 2:Yeah that's fair.
Speaker 1:Anyway, we're two games away from we're talking about this, but two games away from Detroit. We play them twice down the stretch. There's a chance the Minnesota Vikings take the NFC North what an accomplishment that is, and Steve roll is one of the favorites into the NFC playoff picture Lots going on, scotty, you knew it all along. Listen, man, I don't. You gave away a little bit of the secret here and I basically, James, I had a horrible week this week. In pics it wasn't that great for everyone was it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, let's not do that. It's not a great satisfaction in telling me that this is the worst, most putrid performance I've ever had in the history of Pickham. It's not good.
Speaker 2:Thus far it's pretty bad. If the bills win, you'll tie your worst.
Speaker 3:Even more reason to root for Denver, then.
Speaker 2:Oh, jesus Christ James.
Speaker 1:Go Russell Wilson, go Robo, let's ride.
Speaker 3:You can use it. So, scott, give it even to it.
Speaker 1:You have 10 seconds to talk about pics and then we're moving on. Because it doesn't benefit me at all, just gets my blood pressure up and I just ate an overpriced steak. I don't need that.
Speaker 2:Indeed, currently David is at three for the week. You and I, jameson, are tied at eight. We both picked Buffalo. I picked high, you picked I picked low, you picked high. So 56 what you picked, I picked 51. So it'll depend on you.
Speaker 1:Jameson. Yeah, we're going to need some score in there Not if the Broncos continue to be in the lead.
Speaker 2:Nine zero.
Speaker 1:Scott, you got a bunch of stuff here in the intro segment A lot of slander is casting of aspersions at one Jameson wall.
Speaker 2:I was listening to the episode and it just caught me. It struck me as an amusing thing. So last week we were talking about Jared Allen for a moment. David was mentioning how great it was to have him out here and read, neck and neck with Favre and Jameson. You had queried when did we get him? And I remember thinking at the time we since, when is it?
Speaker 1:Little weather bandwagon jumper Is he?
Speaker 2:who the fuck is we Packer fan, so that made me laugh, I was just listening.
Speaker 3:Even though I'm a Packers fan, I'm still born to raise in Minnesota.
Speaker 2:Okay, I just it's hard to differentiate the two. Sometimes it just struck me as a music. He was weak, calm.
Speaker 1:I was miserable once, and I was miserable once in Wisconsin. Don't make me a fucking Packer fan.
Speaker 3:Okay, we got to try it sometime.
Speaker 1:So listen, jameson, you can be, we, as long as I can get, can I get, like a private shocker one day, a meat sale of my own?
Speaker 3:I'll see what I can do. Thank you, I appreciate that.
Speaker 2:They used to do that at the Lake Street of Rainbow Foods, Remember they would just put it down their shirt and walk right out.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I was just saying when you said you had a special deal, I just assumed that's when you, when you steal stuff, got filled up an entire grocery cart once and then just conveniently forgot to pay a walk right out the front door.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it is a cashier's fault.
Speaker 2:Well, when you go out the front door instead of the exit, I think they're like, oh, you knew what you were doing.
Speaker 3:I don't know.
Speaker 1:I think that the check out was just conveniently, inconveniently located. It's got just bypassed. One of the funniest stories of all time.
Speaker 2:That's funny these days. You could just do it, no one would think anything of it. You just walk right through the self checkout.
Speaker 1:Fuck it, yeah, if it's, if it's Walgreens, they're not going to stop you. They just shut down the store, sorry.
Speaker 2:We're leaving Because that's in California. That's the you can loot and it's fine.
Speaker 1:Don't label me Significant injuries this week. Scott Any, I know the car got himself fucking fucked up by the Vikings defense yesterday.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, he's. He got concussed. Was the problem with him? Who else got her? Taylor Heineke got a hamstring pull. He may or may not be. But who cares?
Speaker 1:You know, because it's Sanders lost another toe.
Speaker 2:Did he? He seems way to guessing. I was going to say he seems way too in shape to be losing toes.
Speaker 1:Certainly lost some fucking pride, though, didn't he, with this Colorado team? How the mighty have fallen. Couldn't have happened to a worse guy.
Speaker 2:Jordan Hicks is out, so the Vikings picked up Anthony Barr. I read that to fill in back back with his original squad.
Speaker 1:Kendrick's is gone right.
Speaker 2:Was that it?
Speaker 1:Yeah. I thought it was him anyway, can we get him back?
Speaker 2:I guess maybe I don't know if he's even still playing. Is he in Dallas, yeah?
Speaker 1:Yeah, I think I do a decent little team down there. Um, yeah, this is, listen, interesting stuff here. Scott, I like the CJ Stroud continuing to to play well, defeating the mighty, the mighty bundles. What do you think about that? They're James Football.
Speaker 2:You laughed on us. That was pretty crazy.
Speaker 3:I was excited to see it, though, even though I didn't pick it. It was so good for football.
Speaker 2:None of us picked it. All of us picked the Bengals, of course, but I mentioned it as like. Of course, we're going to pick the Bengals, but I think it's going to be more of a game and just so we're clear.
Speaker 1:I have been someone who's been very objective about Joe Burrow and not crowning his ass, thinking that there is a lot of frailties and weaknesses in his game, and I think that we saw that against the Houston Texans not a particularly good team, but a quarterback who gets pretty streaky and magnificent at times. I am surprised that they lost that game, Scott. What?
Speaker 2:do you think about that?
Speaker 1:shit.
Speaker 2:I think they need a run game in Houston. Otherwise I think you're a little off. They are a good team. Then they seem to be getting better.
Speaker 1:I think I'd like to jostle your nuts back. What do you think about that?
Speaker 2:That's very appropriate, thank you.
Speaker 1:Past or not. Doing pretty good Orchestrates another competitive, competitive wins. Got to like the way you put that a competitive win versus a non-competitive win. Could you break the difference down between the two for me?
Speaker 2:A Kirk Cousins win? I don't know.
Speaker 1:Oh well played you, magnificent bastard. A Kirk Cousins win is a non-competitive win.
Speaker 2:Well, and that's just it. You know, because Dobbs had a little over 200 yards, over 200 yards, two total touchdowns. But it was so much fun to watch him run around. And it's the electorate. Yeah, the past or not.
Speaker 1:Yeah, the Vikings win in spite of Kirk Cousins. Not because of Kirk Cousins, as far as I'm concerned.
Speaker 1:Exactly as you had foretold, I saw the ready on the wall and read the tea leaves. By the way, one in four with Justin Jefferson, five and O without him. I say we get rid of him. I said before we should get rid of Justin Jefferson. I said trade him. While his value is high, it's still high. It's clear we can win without him. Thoughts yeah, they already burned out on cousins being his trade value, so don't need them.
Speaker 2:I say we do a twofer.
Speaker 1:You can have Jefferson and Kirk Cousins Hear me out Two number one picks, two number twos and a third rounder. You get them both Instant offense, offense in a box turnkey. They show up, they play touchdown. What do you think about that? I think it's worth a shot, because everything else they've done to this point this is a football show.
Speaker 1:I need you to react to what I'm saying. This is how this works. I throw some things out there. Scott, it's like tennis I hit the ball, you hit it back. What do you think? I think that's great. I was waiting for Jameson to break it.
Speaker 2:I want to make. I want to see someone do that trade.
Speaker 3:Let's do it, let's make it happen.
Speaker 1:Let's make that trade to number one, two number twos and a number three, and if we get that much, I'll fucking Jocelyn Cousins nuts on the way up. Thank you, kirk, for all the memories. Minnesota has fallen in love with Dobs. It's quite right. The sentiment on the street seems to be that the women are ready to start naming their kids after them. There are people already searching the black ones For pills that will give them alopecia. It is certainly something to behold. It's a magic shave from Walmart.
Speaker 2:They'll be fine Fucking just send your shit right off. That's like the. That's the male version of Nair, yeah yeah, magic yeah yeah.
Speaker 1:It just takes your head it burns like a dick, but it'll just smoke. That hair right off your head Smells so bad too. It's chemical.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I have questions about Derek yeah.
Speaker 1:I have questions about Derek. You don't want to do it.
Speaker 3:I'm not going to try Nair, no, you're going to put tiger balm on your nutsack.
Speaker 1:Give it a shot. Nope, let's know how it goes. Be brave for once in your life, try something different. Derek Carr is never been a particularly good quarterback. David Carr, I thought, was the far better looking brother. Of course he's no longer in the league. First quarterback in Houston, texas. Remember that, scotty, I do yeah, expansion team.
Speaker 2:Go Derek.
Speaker 1:I'm not going to be a far better, superior hairline, and yet somehow it's very drawn on. Speaking of which, mark Davis buzzed his buzzed his hairy.
Speaker 2:He looks normal now. Mark Davis.
Speaker 1:Oh nice, you got rid of that yeah.
Speaker 2:I saw him the other day and he actually had bangs up to where they belong.
Speaker 3:Must have gotten a super good.
Speaker 2:It must have been in the McDonald's Get out of here.
Speaker 1:I'm doing things right now.
Speaker 2:I don't know if, if, whenever I, if I hadn't been there in a two-year period of a couple of months, a lot of cars hairlines got if it, if it brings into into your mind the thought of Steven Seagal, but every time I see it A little bit Also reminds me of a private pile in full metal jacket a little bit, Cause it's like, followed by the now for real. Yeah, the the doughy, uh, dead cow eyes Like I'm. I'm really thinking about psychopathic things.
Speaker 1:That's those kinds of eyes Right. I had a couple of ex-girlfriends like that little injury that gave him the old fucking. You hit him high, I hit him low, low, low and so he's suffered himself a concussion and a right shoulder injury. I'm surprised that Lego fucking hairpiece that his didn't absorb some of that impact. But it's the plastic Fucking. Snap it right into the hole in his head where his football knowledge was or went, where his football talent was excavated.
Speaker 2:There comes off, the little Lego helmet pops out.
Speaker 1:That was hairpiece and I said I love that you actually bald there. Car runner out there garing kids. No concessions were sold, so anyway he's hurt and no one could care less. I mean, the guy that came in to replace him is doing all right. Their new coach rolled in and a six four apologize. You guys see this shit. No, the head coach of the stealer sorry of the Raiders name escaping me played football for a number of years. Video of him rolling in and a fucking snoop dog indoors six four and Paula into the field the day of the game.
Speaker 3:I mean, this guy is Tony, appears.
Speaker 1:Yes, thank you, antonio Pierce, beautiful six, four and Paul. I encourage you or anyone to go take a look at YouTube and find it. It's a beautiful ride, but the scuttle butt is that he's he's recaptured some of the attention and the imagination and the love of those players. And since Captain haircut is already paying about 13 head coaches salaries and none of them are actually in the building, it might be nice to get Antonio Pierce for the rock bottom, for an NFL coach and see if there's something there to pay off the ballooned debt on the numerous coaches that he has brought in and summarily fired.
Speaker 2:So 80 80 in the last two that aren't playing.
Speaker 3:Not good, that's tough, bring back, you should.
Speaker 2:Fuck him.
Speaker 1:You have some stuff here about Kyler Murray, but he's one of the most detestable people in the game and there's nothing interesting about him.
Speaker 2:Oh, I know, I just said he managed to win and look pretty good. But even against the. So wow, wow, who cares?
Speaker 1:I would. I would rather watch Scott interview a block of wood.
Speaker 2:Just hold a mic up to a fucking maple, a pine and just ask questions Would be like Groot I would be explaining the answers he's given me Perfect.
Speaker 1:I'd be far more entertained.
Speaker 2:I'm more believable yeah. So you see a lot of things drive by here, huh.
Speaker 1:Yeah, at least the tree studies game film. An Anthony Barr, old Anthony Barr, old ass Anthony Barr. How old is he now? You gotta be at least 35, 36.
Speaker 2:Well, he hasn't even, wasn't even playing anywhere. I don't think, because they put him to the practice squad and I think he was trying to get with a couple of other teams right before this.
Speaker 1:He's been practicing or 31, 31. So that's the fucking. You look at least 40.
Speaker 2:That's not a dynamic pickup or anything, but it's only a note.
Speaker 1:He knows. He knows the scheme. He's got some leadership chops. He'll be good in the middle. Is he a starter or is he backing up?
Speaker 2:He'll probably be starting, but we'll see, Cause he's just on the. It just got him on the practice squad. We'll see what his chops are at.
Speaker 1:Do you know if he's getting 55 back scot? We'll be some number of controversy here.
Speaker 2:Oh, good question.
Speaker 1:Probably not he doesn't even know the answer to this.
Speaker 2:Who gives a shit? Everyone's got whatever number they want there's a bunch of zeros in the leagues now.
Speaker 1:I guess Scott's the arbiter of things that people care or do not care about Interesting. I was not made aware of this.
Speaker 2:You make fun of men wearing jerseys, I make fun of everybody, stafford expected to start this week.
Speaker 1:Thank God that'll take that team right into the Super Bowl.
Speaker 2:Well, they got Seattle coming to town, I think.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm on the top receiver in the game, quote. But when a shocker responding quote no, you are not, let's get those solutions he's pretty good Right now. No, he is, he's not the best in the game.
Speaker 2:Well, no, he said that though. He said I'm the top receiver in the game. There's no question about it. If there is, I'll see you again next week.
Speaker 3:And it's like the same shit.
Speaker 2:Tyreek Hill does, and they're all divas right, so whatever.
Speaker 3:He just set the record, though what you saw that right the first player ever to have three games in a row with 150 yards and 10 catches.
Speaker 1:But again to what David said I can't do these snapshot records anymore. I can't. I can't do the. I led this club in ninth inning doubles in the month of August.
Speaker 2:So I didn't mention. I didn't mention that he and Michael Irvin had X number of yards through the start of the season, et cetera, et cetera. Cause those I know what drive you crazy.
Speaker 1:It does, it's going to get to the point with like Amazon stats. It'll be like this is the first quarterback with an average hair length of four inches that's thrown for more than four touchdowns in a game Like come on man, yeah You're saying if ninth inning doubles don't matter, then you're not to be a full man.
Speaker 2:Conversely, I knew you would cause. You liked Justin Herbert. I know he. Just he just passed Peyton Manning and Dan Marino.
Speaker 1:Yeah For most. Touchdowns thrown in 30 mile an hour plus headwinds. No, for most.
Speaker 2:For most passing yards through their first four seasons, and that is growing, so that's good company.
Speaker 1:That sounds like a cousin stat, doesn't it? That is the most current cousin stats I've ever heard considering he's not.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he didn't play all that well last week. Considering they no.
Speaker 1:I do like that guy though. Great fucking head. I'll let us on top. Oh yeah, yeah, See the land, Good receiver. But who? Who do we think is better? I'll take the guy from Philadelphia. I'll take Jordan Addison. I'll take Justin Jefferson. I'll take the guy from the Bengals. I'll take that the dude out in Seattle. What's his name?
Speaker 2:Metcalf.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he's good, looks good, tall big guy. I'm not judging on stats here, I'm just purely looks. If I saw him like just standing around and be like that yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, well, you definitely pick up Metcalf and throw him in the back of the truck.
Speaker 1:How many, how many picks did I have right this week?
Speaker 2:Trace.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I think that says everything that you guys need to know about how deep and what on my analysis here.
Speaker 2:Broncos are still leading nine to eight the bills that's a barn burner. Kincaid had a touchdown, two point conversion to Gabe Davis.
Speaker 1:Let's go.
Speaker 2:But I still think the bills will win, which will rocket David to four points for the week Rocket.
Speaker 3:You mentioned Chase David, you mentioned.
Speaker 2:Chase David. He had another 64 year touchdown this week and that was seven of his career to go for at least 60. No other, no other player has even five of that, since he was drafted in 21.
Speaker 1:First player with multiple 64 year touchdown games, while wearing different color shoes in each game, I think color rush. Interesting stats of that one color rush. What's TJ one up to not just 88 career sack in his 96 career pairs. Well, he's on a tear, isn't he?
Speaker 2:Here's some shit you like. Yeah, I knew you'd like this one. I know you like the defense a little bit more. He surpassed, surpassed his brother for most, second most sacks and a player's first hundred games since they were first tracked, I think, when it was at 82.
Speaker 1:So he's become officially the better watt.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he's the only player with more sacks than either of the watt brother. Rather, the only one with with the more than them is the minister of defense himself, reggie White.
Speaker 1:Now I got to pray after the game Yep.
Speaker 3:I love that Good dude Minister of defense is such a great name, minister of defense.
Speaker 1:Yeah, can't beat that one, yeah, he's dead. What have we got?
Speaker 2:Michael Thomas.
Speaker 1:He made you recipes.
Speaker 2:Michael Thomas Saints wide receiver, tried to beat a contractor across the street from his house before he came to Minnesota this week.
Speaker 3:Well, simple battery. I was reading it, he still got the play. How did that happen? Like well, it was a minor, simple battery, Simple battery.
Speaker 2:He did get arrested but he was very cooperative and all that. And it was one of those things where this guy probably parked seven vans and trucks in the street doing the neighbor's house or something and he probably says that he'd been arguing with him for weeks about all this.
Speaker 1:So yeah, let's be clear too. I think there are legions of people who have overpaid and on jobs that have gone over budget and over time, that are probably living kind of vicariously. Through Michael Thomas right now I say, good, that's what I figured, I'm gonna slap the shit out of that guy, I wonder.
Speaker 2:I wonder what happened with Tyreek Hill and the guy at the marina. Why do you slap him? What did he say? It's like who knows? These wide receivers be slapping bitches all the time.
Speaker 1:I can see weed. I'm going on down to those marinas fucking cocaine coming in, narco trafficking, human trafficking. Probably try to do some good in the world.
Speaker 2:Well, last week we talked about that. I understand that you can human traffic in this world.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you can, it does happen, believe it or not.
Speaker 2:It's possible.
Speaker 3:Yep.
Speaker 1:All right, scotty, I think we move into picks and we'll cover Viking shit when we get there. I don't have a ding dong today. What shall we do? How do you want to signify that it's time to do picks?
Speaker 2:Just do a fair catch at me, you're fine.
Speaker 1:All right, go ahead and fire off the first one there. Let's rip.
Speaker 2:Sounds good, all right. Week 11 we're picking. Or even week 10 is done. Buys this week Atlanta, indianapolis, new England and New Orleans, first game, first game of the week we shall have. It's a Thursday night one. That should actually be pretty good. Cincinnati at Baltimore, early lines, of course. On Monday three and a half to Baltimore at home. I have gone with the Ravens in a difficult pick, so has the spread, obviously. What do you think?
Speaker 1:I'm not James and take before me now.
Speaker 3:I'm tired of being the fucking meat in the middle.
Speaker 1:It's not doing me any good. So, james and you're picking second this week, go ahead, I don't know how that helps you.
Speaker 3:Either way, you only got three right, so To be four there's not out.
Speaker 1:I could rock it into four.
Speaker 3:You're right, rocketship, I'm going to go with the Ravens as well. I do think it's going to be a battle and divisional opponents who will always be a good game shown last week with Cleveland against the Ravens. But the Ravens will learn from the mistakes, I think, and pull off a good win there against Cincinnati.
Speaker 1:I'm going to take the Cincinnati Bengals to go up your ass. I need to make picks that are divergent from you guys to make up some ground, because at this point I'm not going to win shit unless I get desperate. That's where we're at. We're at the point now where we're betting it all on black.
Speaker 2:If I don't win that one to do it. You know that's not against Miami. That's a good pick for you to go against. That's a fantastic.
Speaker 1:I'm not. I'm not seeking your approval. I'm taking Cincinnati. You're fucking getting it.
Speaker 2:Get my approval, with your leg, it or not. All right, one for Cincinnati and the rest with the Ravens.
Speaker 1:You like that next one? Let's go up and play this.
Speaker 2:I can't, I can't. Yeah, I got sorry, but next one. Another divisional matchup Pittsburgh at Cleveland. Cleveland has the early line of four at home. I've gone with the dog pound on this one, and that's simply because Pickett can't throw more than one touchdown in a game.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm off the picket ticket as well. I'll take Cleveland. Is that who they're playing? Yeah, yeah, I'll take the Cleveland Browns.
Speaker 2:I want to pick the Steelers too, because they do look good in spurts, but that's the subject.
Speaker 3:They're too spurt, I don't know. Cleveland's got a good defense. They can show that they can do some on offense too. So I'm going to go to Cleveland as well. David what was that Well played?
Speaker 2:What was that gal's name? You were talking Alex, al Y X, something like that. He said spurt and it made me think of that female actress, or a female actor you were telling me the other day she's an adult.
Speaker 1:Yeah, she's a. She's an actress, All right. After that we have another divisional matchup.
Speaker 2:Big, big lion for the Detroit Lions at home of 10. Chicago Bears will roll into town and embarrass themselves. I have gone with the Kitties. What do you think guys? I think the Motor City Kitties Detroit. I would not be surprised if the Chicago does win.
Speaker 1:This is the kind of game that they would win. But you know, if you take the take the spread, if you foul pure Vulcan logic, you got to take the Detroit Lions here, am I right? Yeah, you're right on that point, but the Bears don't stand a chance and there's no way they scar within 10 points of them.
Speaker 3:So Detroit will win this one large yeah, you think so, I do think so. Rock City, baby, jesus Christ. Yeah, all right, next up we have the Chargers.
Speaker 2:She'll be visiting Lambo Field. Chargers at the line of three. I think the first one is the first one, lambo Field Chargers at the line of three. I've gone with the Bolts as well. I just as much as I want the Packers. They're just speaking of spurts. There's little bits here and there, like Musgrave, small spur of action, dobbs, still action, but and you want more out of love. You know a little bit here and there, but again, I mean I don't know. The other day you were saying Jameson, we're not going to give Dobbs a whole lot of sway and I feel like loves in the kind of a similar area where he's played as many or started as many games, you know, and not saying they're the same guy. But we got to start judging Jordan love pretty hard, I think pretty soon, don't you think?
Speaker 3:I do. I just want to go back to when you first started this segment. You said you wanted to pick the Packers. Does that mean you you want the Packers to win? Are you rooting for the?
Speaker 2:Packers? Not exactly. No, I'm just not hating on them as much.
Speaker 3:I'm not.
Speaker 2:Potentially. Yeah, that's fair, that's fair. But it's because because LA, I know what they have. They've had a lot of injuries, otherwise they'd probably be doing a little bit better. But Green Bay should win at home in fucking November, and that's one thing. That's just. It's just weird, you know it doesn't feel right is probably more than anything.
Speaker 1:Oh, the times there are changing which team is go must crave with.
Speaker 2:You mean a coach or a tight end? I don't know who's must crave. Must crave is a tight end, that's.
Speaker 1:Luke must crave.
Speaker 2:That's what I thought.
Speaker 3:Packers.
Speaker 1:Well, here's the deal I love.
Speaker 2:When that happens, Are you on your back? You lying on your back? He's been well. Sorry, I didn't mean to do a segment. Go on, Dave. Are you going to pick the Packers? Because of us.
Speaker 1:Please allow me to provide high level analysis. My fans have gone, accustomed to. Luke must crave. Listen, I don't know if anyone's familiar but I recently suffered a traumatic muskrat attack on my boat that sent me back about 1950. So I got a real bad taste in my mouth, for anything Must must crave, must rats. So I'm going to take who they play the Chargers. Chargers are going to Lambo to play the Packers. I'll take the San Diego.
Speaker 2:Chargers.
Speaker 1:They'll be very happy to hear it.
Speaker 3:They're not San Diego anymore. The San Diego.
Speaker 2:Hall of Fame. They were like hey, someone remembered? For this whiskey, let's go, sure David, next to their old.
Speaker 3:They should have stayed in San Diego, I agree.
Speaker 1:They should have stayed in LA. Socks Are the San Diego Chargers to me.
Speaker 2:They wouldn't know. I do wish.
Speaker 3:I could. No, I do wish I could, I do wish I could pick the Packers on this one as well. But the Chargers the Chargers are a good team and they should have been each other last week, to be honest with you, and I expect them to beat the Packers, unfortunately. So I'm going with Chargers.
Speaker 2:Yeah there you go. Tough break for the pack. Next up Seattle in a divisional heater going to the Rams with Matt Stafford back at the helm. Seattle still has the line at one right now. That might change depending on how Stafford looks in practice, but I've still got LA going with the Rams on this one against the current spread.
Speaker 1:I mean this.
Speaker 2:It's not a great game, right? No, it's more of a shitter of the week, to be honest with you.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's a pooper Jameson. Analyze this one. Give us your thoughts, go deep. I don't have much to analyze.
Speaker 3:I think the Seahawks are a little bit better of a team. I think Stafford will be a little bit rusty and the Seahawks will take it and the Seahawks will take advantage. I'm going to go with them on this one.
Speaker 1:I'm going to take the San Diego Rams. I do believe that they should run away with this one.
Speaker 2:The St Louis and Diego Rams knows the ones Sounds good. That was one of our other shitters of the week here. We already talked about a couple of the bigger games, but we'll save Monday night for the game of the week. Next up we have the Raiders with their two and, oh coach, visiting Miami to see the end of that.
Speaker 3:That would be done, the 11 and a half to.
Speaker 1:Miami and I picked them as you guys will as well.
Speaker 2:Twenty two and a half Miami, but it has been nice, as we talked about that earlier, all right. Next up, the other shitter of the week, the New York Giants Gross Revolving door at quarterback giving Washington commanders their highest and last high line of the year at 10 at home. I've gone with commanders, you guys as well.
Speaker 1:Yeah, if diarrhea were a football team, it would be the New York Giants. I shall take the Washington commanders, go Washington.
Speaker 3:You know, even with how bad the Giants are, tennis is still a big line for Washington.
Speaker 2:I'll give him that. Yeah, I'm not. I'm not picking them to cover, but I'm not either, but commanders will win the game.
Speaker 1:But yes, and they got ready to chase young.
Speaker 2:But they got the enemy in there. You know, this next game I might have picked a little bit, I might have thought about it more, because San Francisco they beat the shit out of Jacksonville that month off, did them all the wonders they need, and the opposite happened for Jacksonville. But this week month off or week off, excuse me, because they had a bad month. San Francisco did. They'll be hosting Tampa Bay, who's doing pretty OK.
Speaker 1:Yes, they are.
Speaker 2:San Francisco, Cisco still got the line at 11. I'm going with them at home, no question. I don't think they can make field can do it. Say what do you think they're?
Speaker 3:Jameson, you know anyone could be an upset this week. I think this could be it, but I'm not going to pick that. I'm still going to go with the 49ers, but the Buccaneers no, I think they have an opportunity to do it, but I still think the smart choice of the 49ers yeah, they're in San Fran too.
Speaker 1:Just a bridge too far for me, even with a quarterbacking excellence of Baker Mayfield. I will also take the San Francisco 49ers.
Speaker 2:Top five fantasy quarterback Dak Prescott. And yes self anointed God of Receivers, city Lam shall be hosting the Carolina, rather shall be visiting the Carolina Panthers. Dallas has the line by 11, of course, which I'm going with you guys as well, carolina.
Speaker 1:I will take. I will take Dallas, but I don't think they're going to cover the spread.
Speaker 3:Hmm.
Speaker 1:Oh, five dollars is a new.
Speaker 3:There it is All right. Five bucks, five bucks, perfect Go.
Speaker 2:Dallas, and you're going to sweeten that with some points, guys.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you know what, Scott, for someone who never fucking bets, don't live by curious. It's your Jameson and I.
Speaker 3:You want to be a degenerate gambler.
Speaker 1:You be a degenerate gambler.
Speaker 3:Well, I don't have to Around with me, I can watch Me.
Speaker 2:I can watch the Golden Bachelor, not date an old guy I can. I can get the entertainment without actually doing it. Five dollars that Dallas doesn't cover.
Speaker 1:Gosh, they in crab cake.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I don't even have to write who's betting what on that one. That's what you say. I never mind. Ok, david's. Other darling of the year the Jacksonville Jaguars have the line at home six and a half with their rivals Tennessee will. Levison company will come to town. I've gone with Jacksonville at home. I'm looking for a bounce back in a in a hard fought game and a division rival this week. It'll be close. I think it'll be three points. But yeah, jax, for me.
Speaker 1:You got to play this game with a big heart or big back, and I'll close the back, correct, scott 100 percent Donnie Shoshofer.
Speaker 1:My confidence is a bit Well. It's a bit like Bitcoin in Jacksonville right now. It was at one time very high and in now banks are shutting down. I don't have a great degree of confidence in this team, but I don't have a great degree of confidence in Will Levis, but the Titans either. Jameson, it's quite the predicament to be in A lot of doubts. No absolutes. I get it any given Sunday, but boy, I'm having a hard time picking this one when. Where are you going with it there, Mr Wall?
Speaker 3:I expect Jacksonville to have a good game. I think they got embarrassed last week and they're not going to let that happen again, so I expect them to play a lot better and they will win this game by more than six and a half points. Ok.
Speaker 1:I will also take the Jacksonville Jaguars.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I think if they face 20 different teams other than they did, you know it would win for Jacksonville. They they fought San Francisco, who was real good up until a couple of weeks ago. So I agree, Good job, guys. Next, Arizona is going to the Houston Texans. Houston Texans have a line for at home. Good for you, guys. Very proud of you, cj Stroud and company. I'm going with the Texans on this one. I'm sure it's going to be a high scoring game, though what do you think, guys?
Speaker 1:I think four and a half points as an insult to CJ Stroud. I think that the Texans are going to clearly win this game at the better football team.
Speaker 2:It should not even be close, Jameson tell him you didn't watch the Arizona play. Kyle, I really look good, and so James Connor is back.
Speaker 1:Is he consistently a good quarterback? Kyle, I'm ready. Would you build your organization on that guy?
Speaker 2:They have I wouldn't, but it's more of a they score. He puts up the points. In his first day back, he was running at 20 plus miles an hour. He looked really good.
Speaker 3:But I did look ready to go and I think he will be ready. The rest of the season too. But no, they shouldn't do enough to be the Texans Overall just the better team right now and more heart in them. I think they they want to win this more than the Cardinals do, so I'm going with Houston.
Speaker 1:Something very sinister about fluffing a guy and then not banging them. As far as I'm concerned, I think that's like the tease without the please. Yeah, I just expect more out of that because we all know what that feels like. Go ahead, scott, just take us through this. I'm very disappointed.
Speaker 2:Battle of New York State, the Buffalo Bills. After tonight we'll see how they feel about. Currently they're losing 15 to eight to Broncos. The Jets shall be going to Buffalo next week. I've gone to the home team, I've gone with the Buffalo Bills. Just can't see any offense out of those Jets recently. What do you guys think?
Speaker 1:Yeah, Zach Wilson is not playing particularly good at quarterback and they really don't know what the solution is. Bernie Kosar, roll him out. Rogers may come back to see that it's certainly not going to be this week. I think that Buffalo should win this one. All the wind is in their sails. It's their game to lose.
Speaker 2:We send them, like Jennifer Aniston or something.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that bitch will take anybody's wind out of their sails.
Speaker 2:I bet Zach Wilson gets himself a milf. Maybe he's a little shy on milfs, have you?
Speaker 1:watched her in that horrendous newsroom show, or whatever the fuck it's called, morning.
Speaker 2:That started a couple of years ago. You said that was just awful.
Speaker 1:He is funny too. At least on Friends she was able to emote. But she's had so much fucking shit injected into her face that when she tries to show emotion it's just not. It doesn't happen. Like the skin like maybe the intent is there, the brain is sending the signals that the face is not able to comply.
Speaker 2:I've always maintained she's just a passable actor, just gets it down, it's fine.
Speaker 1:I don't like what she did to Brad Pitt. She didn't love it enough and then she allowed Angela Jolie to ruin the man, and for that I'll never forgive her face. Right, who did I?
Speaker 2:pick Buffalo for everyone. On that one I said unless you're going to go Jets Jameson.
Speaker 3:I had no further to please go, Please please go.
Speaker 1:Jets Jameson, you still sell the rags like the tabloids at Teals. Jameson, can you still get like? An actual inquire there.
Speaker 3:Globe. We do not carry magazines no longer. No really.
Speaker 2:That's really too bad you used to listen to me in the past.
Speaker 1:Check out them yeah.
Speaker 2:Grandmas be still in the better homes and gardens.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they got a hell of a deal right now when you get stamps, or a $10 just been Scotty If you get enough stamps. They got this pretty high quality cookware. We got ourselves a a a a. Would it like a baking dish broasting? What was that thing called Jameson?
Speaker 3:Oh yeah there's there's tons of different options. Yeah, Cookie cookie sheets, or pizza or muffin pans, whatever you want.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:It's a hell of a deal.
Speaker 1:So for those listening to the show, head on into Teals, and for every $10 you get yourself a stamp. You turn it up stamps. You get yourself a free piece of cookware. Maybe do a fucking pizza on it, Maybe you bake yourself some treats which is up a roasting pan.
Speaker 2:Everyone loves those rewards.
Speaker 3:You know I'm not going to pay you for this Right.
Speaker 2:He's getting. You'll be getting an invoice in the email.
Speaker 1:Planting. Planting burns grocery store Richmond, minnesota. Fine.
Speaker 2:You'll be hearing from the igniter sales department very shortly.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you go ahead, Either in a simultaneous game and or shitter of the week, depending on your opinion of the Vikings. Minnesota should be visiting mile high stadium one and a half to the home Broncos Interesting game. They might be riding high after beating Buffalo. They're leading 15 to eight at the half and I'm still going with the bikes on this one. I know that they'll be flying high and probably lagging after this craziness and they'll probably lose the game, but I don't know, I'm just enjoying the ride. Let's hope they beat them. Let's ride Taking my heart on this one.
Speaker 1:Yeah, let's talk. This one, this is, this is our Minnesota Vikings. We are all fans, isn't that right, james?
Speaker 2:Yeah, we acquired Jared Allen from Kansas City Remember.
Speaker 1:We share in the ups, we share the lows. I think this is an interesting game. This will be the first real test of the for the Minnesota Vikings at Josh Dobbs. A couple things that are interesting If you've never been to Colorado.
Speaker 1:That fucking air does take an audio. That elevation it's hard. And so this is a defense that blitzes a lot. It gets after you. I don't know if they're going to have the gas in the tank. Maybe they will. They're going to be sucking it in, though on the sidelines It'll be a lot of fucking O2 flowing to that shit. I don't know. I think I'm going to take the Vikings as well. There's a couple of questions that I've got. Russell Wilson's playing well. He's a portable quarterback who's good at evading pressure defenses. The blitzes will be kind of rendered moot. It moves around well in the pocket, finds open receivers. So the question for me will be can the Vikings stop the downfield attack and at least neutralize the run? I think that they can. They're capable. I don't know if they're going to be able to do it, but I still will take the Vikings and I think three points is probably about what they're going to win by. If they win, it's going to be close.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I think that sounds pretty spot on. So I don't agree that the Denver has any downfield attack, because they just don't have that this year. It's more of Russell Wilson making plays with his legs and doing minimal passing yards, but it seems to work for him right now, so yeah they're receiving course a little wonky.
Speaker 3:Yeah, they don't have a great one, but I think the Vikings are going to ride high, I think they are going to um, they're going to ride dobs and uh, you know he can make plays with his legs and keep, keep, uh, keep momentum going. So I'm going to ride him too. So we're going with the Vikings on this one, fuck yeah, vikings, janice Yep. Are.
Speaker 1:Vikings Are.
Speaker 3:Vikings.
Speaker 1:Am I right? This is good, right. I like this. You are a magnificent man, you know that answer. Beautiful. Yeah, Welcome to the purple and gold baby. Let's go.
Speaker 2:Welcome to the depressive state of Minnesota.
Speaker 1:You look so much better in purple anyway, I know green is it's not flattering to you. Purple, that's the color of royalty.
Speaker 2:Passive depressions.
Speaker 1:That's what we are Passive, yeah Well, no shit Pass or not.
Speaker 2:Uh, josh I have to trust in a rare occurrence in the last few years, a Monday night football game is a game of the week. Philadelphia who it is Best team in the league, arguably going to Kansas city arguably the best team in the league. Kansas city has a line of three at home. So everyone that's spending money on this seems to be throwing a coin in the air. I am going with Philadelphia because they just have an easier time of scoring points.
Speaker 1:I have no doubt in this at all. It's going to be the Kansas City Chiefs. I'm taking the Chiefs.
Speaker 3:Well, that was quick, no doubt in my mind. No doubt in my mind. I do agree, though. I do think Kansas City is going to win this game. I think I love it. I think Mahomes is the better playmaker overall and I think he's going to make it happen.
Speaker 2:So uh, the Jalen hurts.
Speaker 3:It's healthy.
Speaker 2:I think he's a better player.
Speaker 3:Healthy, healthy, healthy. Yeah, I use that Taylor Swiss concert this weekend. So, yeah, he's healthy yeah.
Speaker 1:Is Taylor going to be in the crowd? Is she there?
Speaker 2:Yeah, both of those things. The questions he better be there and she better be there because they're going to need that and what?
Speaker 1:because when she's there they do so good.
Speaker 2:Yup, I mean, I agree this could either easily go to the KC. No question, I'm going on a little bit.
Speaker 1:I'm no longer distracted by the horse face that is Brittany Mahomes.
Speaker 2:So yeah, and she's next to Taylor Swift. It looks like a before and after phone, yeah.
Speaker 1:That could be her fucking executive assistant. Her own concern. Get her a coffee and shut up Executive.
Speaker 2:I've gone with 55 points because even if the Chiefs win, I still see a high scoring game.
Speaker 1:So, what do you think, david? What do you think?
Speaker 3:Point Count. Ooh, that's a good one. I'm going to go with 31 to 34. So 65. Nice.
Speaker 1:Beautiful. I will take 24.
Speaker 3:That's. That's not even true. You can't even do that, why.
Speaker 2:I think you're low balling us. He's on the floor, he's looking up at us right now.
Speaker 3:Well, you can stay there then.
Speaker 2:Well, speaking of point point total. So last last week I had the lower point and James said at the high for Mondays. Right now it's a total of 23 points at the half. So we'll see. Suspense is going.
Speaker 1:I'll take, I'll take, I'll take 27.
Speaker 3:He's 721 31.
Speaker 2:Anything under 55 is fine for you. It doesn't matter, I'm going to leave. I'll say 27, just for cheeks sake. I wrote, I wrote down five, five dollars. Dallas doesn't cover. I didn't even write who was.
Speaker 1:What's up? What are you deciding to put down for me?
Speaker 2:Well, you said 24 earlier, and then you said OK, put 27. So I'll put 27.
Speaker 1:It's with the difference 25 and a half. Yeah, listen, boys, I need some wins. All right, you guys are fucking kicking my dick in the dirt and it doesn't feel particularly good. I need some help, so give this to me. I need it.
Speaker 2:I don't think the Vikings last week. Maybe that's why they won and they will lose this week coming up to Denver. I don't.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so I have weird thoughts about Denver. They're obviously a team that is not an exciting team, but, jameson, they're competitive and they win.
Speaker 3:They don't have to do who they beat so far the Packers and two other teams. But I mean they're not going to.
Speaker 2:It's kind of like last year we're talking about, when they were talking about how good their record was. I mean like, oh yeah, they didn't beat any winning teams.
Speaker 1:Correct, that's the best of the Vikings Margin of victory. If I could pubic here Not good, it matters.
Speaker 2:Yeah, are you going to get off the floor? Do you have to shut down the program to get off the floor?
Speaker 1:I'm on the bed. The bed's just super low to the ground.
Speaker 2:Oh my bad. No, I'm not making fun of what you're doing, I was just. I was just. Thanks.
Speaker 3:He was. He was totally making fun of me.
Speaker 2:I'm not. You should have seen this face. The first time I realized that I was just it's too funny.
Speaker 1:Good shit, good shit, just relax in here.
Speaker 2:Well, good luck to you, Jameson, for this last week's of game for the tiebreaker, because I need Josh Allen to have a record breaking night to win my fantasy a game, and he's only going to have to do it.
Speaker 1:I hope I have fucking right on. Hey, listen, this was fun. The state of Florida would appreciate any tourism that can provide, so I've been authorized by the governor of Florida, ron DeSantis, to let you know that if you come to Florida and stay at a high, you do get half off your stay and also a free continental breakfast, courtesy of Scott and Iber.
Speaker 2:Scott, does he wear lifts in his shoes, do you think? Or is that just a bunch of nonsense? He does. You do think that he does, don't you?
Speaker 1:They look. The shape of him looks weird when he walks. It's almost like his toes are four inches behind the where the, where the the end of the shoe is. When he walks they crease and bend completely, like you ever used to wear your dad's shoes and walk around.
Speaker 2:That's what your shoes look like.
Speaker 1:Sorry, Ron DeSantis.
Speaker 2:But I think we always make that move.
Speaker 1:If you're five six, just be five six. Who gives a shit?
Speaker 2:A politician lying about something.
Speaker 1:I think six with a two foot cock. What's that line from from a good rock sidekick?
Speaker 2:Josie is that the one?
Speaker 1:I was like I'm three foot four with a five inch, five foot cock yeah, something like that. That's a good, that's a good time. Let the legislation and the and the political achievements enhance the size of your manhood. Jesus Jackson, he's crazy. All right, gents, this has been a wonderful episode. I hope that you guys do poorly in your picks and I hope that I do well, and next week we're celebrating my excellence and ascension from the regression chamber. Cheers to you, good luck. Yeah well, I don't believe it. Thanks, boys. I appreciate you. We'll talk to you soon, please, brother.